Captain Potatoes & Life nom nom nom potatoes

Good evening, gents and lassies. As I sit down in my potato-powered computer, a thought crosses my mind: "What the fuck am I going to write?" It was highly convenient that that particular thought happened to cross my mind at this specific time. I'm a very functional person.

It occurs to me that when I have no specific topic in mind, I ramble on a lot. Look at the 1st paragraph for a clear example of this. So be warned, ye of feeble attention spans - I have no idea what I'm going to write about... yet. You see, I usually come up with my blog ideas as I listen to Bad Religion on my way home, and today I didn't go out. Got too pissed off at my University for possibly condemning me to spending yet another semester dealing with the single worst professor I have ever had (And I did spend a week learning how to shed fur with my dog. She was quite understanding when I failed). Them's the breaks, I guess.

I guess I could tour you around the Captain Potato blogging process. It's past midnight, and I'm sitting in my living room, laptop ahead of me on a table heating my legs thanks to the greatest invention ever - the "braseira", which thus far I have been unable to translate. Some lame sit-com is always on TV, right now we have Frasier. Not the best, my most brilliant work is done while peripherally watching Friends.

Oh, oh! There are news. Me, Bags and Tigs (brother and friend, respectively) were formerly members of a near halted sketch group called "Olhó Sketch". Yes, lame name. Now, having cut the fourth member of our crew seeing as he is now on to do greater things (like quiche), we've decided to reunite as "Fanecs". We'll be sketching in English now, partly because we're commercial sell-outs, and also because we want to be big on Youtube, yeah. Nexus Ones for us pl0x. So keep an eye out, I'll link you eventually.

I'll keep it short and sweet this time. If there's one thing I've learned as an "artist", it's that you can't force motivation or inspiration. Basically, it's best if I blog less and better than more and worse. So I'll update when I get another epiphany.

Death to all Carrots!

The Cap'n